Stick a fork in R. Kelly cause he is done.
Unable to post bail, Kelly will spend another night in a Chicago jail, citing “financial difficulties”. Chicago Sun Times reports he owes $160k in back child support and another $160k in back rent.
New allegations detail how two of his four accusers took a page from Monica Lewinsky’s playbook and saved semen stained articles of clothing that matched Kelly’s DNA.
One of his accusers sought his autograph during his 2008 trial. A year later, he was involved in a sexual relationship with her. How dumb can he be?
Another is a woman who was hired to braid his hair and instead of getting it braided he requested a “head massage”. When she refused, he ejaculated on her and spit in her face.
Another victim met Kelly at her 16th birthday party. An associate passed the girl Kelly’s contact information which her mother confiscated and put in her purse. Soon after, the victim retrieved the card from her mother’s purse and began ditching school to have sex with him. Why didn’t her mother throw the card in the trash?
The fourth woman was the same victim in the 2008 trial that saw R. Kelly acquitted. New videos have surfaced of the pair having sex.
R. Kelly appears to be headed to jail for a long time.